Top Ten Things about Global Warming
The Ten Best Things about Global Warming:
10. Why pay for tattoos when melanoma’s free?
9. No more pesky weeds. In fact, no more pesky plants.
8. Nile Encephalitis: not just for Egyptians anymore.
7. Furnaces convert easily into tornado shelters.
6. Helsinki: the new Riviera.
5. Middle East oil producers feel right at home— everywhere.
4. Golfers only need a putter and a sand wedge.
3. For those who can’t get enough of global warming. One word: Venus.
2. Steaks, medium rare, on the hoof.
1. Three thongs and you’re dressed!
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